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White House security

White House security
I always assumed that if you so much as touched the railings at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, you would be vaporized by the laser beams expertly trained on your DC-visiting forehead by a team of ruthless snipers hidden behind every taxpayer funded bush. For me that has always been incentive enough to avoid making the leap. There is of course a very serious aspect to the notion someone can simply hop the fence and let themselves into the White House…but that’s for another cartoon.

Credit card fraud

Credit card fraud
Credit card security breaches, via hopelessly antiquated U.S. retail encryption technology, have become so ludicrously common that the latest one (which involved more than 56 million compromised accounts at Home Depot) barely elicited a shrug from porous security-numbed customers.