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The future of LGA

The future of LaGuardia airport Gov. Andrew M. Cuomo said that LaGuardia airport’s seedy and decrepit appearance was “un-New York.” I’m not sure that I agree.

Prison break

Cuomo
When news outlets began reporting that some bad men had busted themselves out upstate, initially this was what I thought they meant.

Time travel

Cuomo
Once you’ve seen one musty old power vacuum, you’ve seen ’em all.

On time

Budget
Gov. Cuomo’s better policy positions got shelved but at least we have a budget. Right?

The lesson

Lesson
As a student, I had a couple of amazing, transformative teachers, and a fair number of OK ones. But the thought of a certain few can still make me break into a cold sweat. School administrators could have eyed my caricature-filled notebooks at the time to obtain some extremely accurate teacher evaluations.

Three men in a room

Albany
The dueling roles of the NY State legislator does make one pause, especially considering the legislative part generally pays the least.

The PowerPoint on the mount

Cuomo
Governor Cuomo’s State of The State speech/presentation displayed some mad PowerPoint skills. And some mad math skills to.