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Vote Hillary

Hillary Giddy excitement builds over the two anticipated presidential nominees.

Cards

Trump Say what you might about Hillary, ethics and political chameleon-ism, but Trump’s claims of her only being able to play the woman card in her bid for the White House are completely incoherent.

Little birdie

Bird Hillary’s biggest problem with potential supporters is the perception of her deep Wall Street ties. (A little birdie told me that…)

GOP Haunted House

Haunted GOP House The mind-numbing 11-hour grilling of Hillary Rodham Clinton by the House committee on Benghazi revealed three major findings: 1) Clinton has a surprising amount of stamina and patience. 2): She sends and receives emails. 3) Transparently political hearings make marvelous fodder for political cartoonists.

Benghazi

Benghazi Even Republicans are questioning the Benghazi committee’s motives. And the country is losing sleep over somewhat more pressing issues than Hillary’s email server.

Clinton’s server

Hillary Even Clinton’s staunchest supporters wish she would loosen up a little on the robot act.

Email problems

Email problems Hillary Clinton’s email issues are meaningless to all those people who don’t wake up in the morning seething over her very existence. Ms. Clinton’s biggest problem is the larger swath of people who are just indifferent to her.

Mystery donors

Clinton
While the Clinton Foundation has some degree of murk when it comes to funding, they are by absolutely no means the worst offenders.

U.S.S. Hillary

Hillary
Hillary being the lone vessel for the Dem’s 2016 hopes and dreams was hazardous.