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Corruption

Trump unity Ever since I first looked at Long Island on a map, I thought it looked a bit like a crocodile and I’ve been waiting to use the image for something. Thanks Messrs Skelos, Silver and Spota et al!

Trump unity

Trump unity Everyone I have spoken to in the political prediction business admits they missed the coming of the 2016 Trump rumpus. And the ones who don’t admit it are fibbing.

Trump’s pivot

Trump Conventional campaigning wisdom dictates a rush to the political center once hardcore partisan delegates have been placated. On this score, the problem with Trump is he’s a watery smorgasbord of ideologies so it’d be hard to gauge any shifts. And his chief guiding principle – the child-like playground taunting of rivals – shows no sign of being abandoned.

Cards

Trump Say what you might about Hillary, ethics and political chameleon-ism, but Trump’s claims of her only being able to play the woman card in her bid for the White House are completely incoherent.

It’ll be great

Trump Trump’s foreign policy appeared very foreign to foreign policy experts.

Trump math

Trump math Like a lost math student, GOP establishment is desperately searching for a solution to the answer.

Fried

Fried I always wondered what Ted Cruz’s campaign logo meant

Make America Grate

Trump Generic sentence being used daily by Trump watchers since 2015: I can’t believe that Trump saying _________ about ________ today didn’t completely upend his campaign for the White House.