
Donald Trump is taking his presidential bid oddly personally and his detractors ability to distract him is completely out of sync with the office he seeks. It’s a position generally requiring applicants with an ability to focus on fairly important things.

Watching the media parse the words and actions of Donald Trump as if he is a man of ideas and gravity – purely because he is the GOP presidential nominee – has become unbearably awkward.

I tried to imagine what would motivate a criminal trespasser to suction-cup climb the Trump tower in order to meet with the GOP presidential nominee. It would be worth a try, I suppose.

It’s pretty easy for Dems to gloat at the polling misfortune befalling their opposition’s obnoxiously verbose presidential candidate, but their candidate is alarmingly vulnerable to going from slam dunk to a dunking.

“If she gets to pick her judges, nothing you can do, folks. Although the Second Amendment people — maybe there is, I don’t know.” – Candidate Trump
Throwing gasoline over the pitchforks onto the torches.

Another day, another puzzling Trump spiral.

For satire’s sake, try to think of a shockingly absurd way to depict candidate Trump, start drawing it for comedic effect, and by the time the ink is dry, the man will have done/said/tweeted that exact thing…

Trump’s Twitter rants are bitter, his skin thin, and his persona small.