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Trump at debate

Trump at debate Donald Trump is taking his presidential bid oddly personally and his detractors ability to distract him is completely out of sync with the office he seeks. It’s a position generally requiring applicants with an ability to focus on fairly important things.

Trump’s news cycle

Trump Watching the media parse the words and actions of Donald Trump as if he is a man of ideas and gravity – purely because he is the GOP presidential nominee – has become unbearably awkward.

Climbing Trump Tower

Suction Cups I tried to imagine what would motivate a criminal trespasser to suction-cup climb the Trump tower in order to meet with the GOP presidential nominee. It would be worth a try, I suppose.

Bridge over troubled waters

Bridge It’s pretty easy for Dems to gloat at the polling misfortune befalling their opposition’s obnoxiously verbose presidential candidate, but their candidate is alarmingly vulnerable to going from slam dunk to a dunking.

Clinton’s protection

Protection “If she gets to pick her judges, nothing you can do, folks. Although the Second Amendment people — maybe there is, I don’t know.” – Candidate Trump Throwing gasoline over the pitchforks onto the torches.

Hacked

Hacked Another day, another puzzling Trump spiral.

Trump Olympics

Trump For satire’s sake, try to think of a shockingly absurd way to depict candidate Trump, start drawing it for comedic effect, and by the time the ink is dry, the man will have done/said/tweeted that exact thing…

Trump’s buttons

Trump Trump’s Twitter rants are bitter, his skin thin, and his persona small.