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White House security

White House security
I always assumed that if you so much as touched the railings at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, you would be vaporized by the laser beams expertly trained on your DC-visiting forehead by a team of ruthless snipers hidden behind every taxpayer funded bush. For me that has always been incentive enough to avoid making the leap. There is of course a very serious aspect to the notion someone can simply hop the fence and let themselves into the White House…but that’s for another cartoon.